You're So Cute When You're Slurring Your Speech

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My greatest misfortune would be to marry into a family who would carry me as their shame. As I have been required to carry my own mother, her apparent crime to be born Negro and mine to be the evidence. Since I wish to deny her no more than I wish to deny myself you will pardon me for wanting a husband who feels forgiveness of my bloodline is both unnecessary and without grace.

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

raybee:

PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11

raybee:

PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11

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our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

fireprobie:

I want to live In this photo

fireprobie:

I want to live In this photo

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Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

- How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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